Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?
no one:
american cereal marketing companies: what if our mascot was forbidden from or a wanted criminal for eating their own cereal
freddied krueger: welcome to your nightm
me:*remembers this is MY dream and i can do WHATEVER i want!!!!!!!!!!!*
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
i have an “infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters” approach to my content in the hopes that someday ill have unknowingly recreated all the classics of literature in the form of inane dumbass posts. ive never read a book in my life and im not starting now
pokemon are so weird as a concept, like, here's a pigeon, a spider, a turtle, a whale... a clown....... a goth girl............
I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.
me after finishing a good ass book
Do y'all wanna see a commission my cousin had me draw...
I got paid to draw this
Walk into my class professor is gonna be like Hey cookie what's you're top 3 works you're proud of this week and Imma be like WELL
Update my cousin's roommates have found out
What's the context tho......
That is some DEDICATION
I AM LOSING MY SHIT
You go man
You GO
For the love of all that is holy, can we please hear the corn song?
bush dogs look kind of like if a dog & a bear hooked up one night and produced:
like………tiny/short but they have a bear look to them and are so darn cute
bearlet
Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers
“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming
Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything
THANK YOU!!! asking the REAL questions